WE HAVE DEFEATED OUR EVIL DANGER NOODLE CRYPTO OVERLORD!

FOR YEARS NOW, THE BATTLEFIELD HAS BEEN COVERED WITH THE BODIES OF OUR FALLEN WEB3 SOLDIERS AS WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH A SNAKE AT THE HELM OF THE SEC WHO WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE US FALL. WE RECRUITED. WE RALLIED THROUGH DEFEAT. WE FOUGHT BACK AGAINST AN UNJUST RULER. WE SCRAPED ALL WE HAD FROM THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM AND REFUSED TO WAVE THE WHITE FLAG ONLY TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS. THE WAR HAS BEEN WON!

NO VICTORY OF THIS MAGNITUDE COMES WITHOUT RECOGNITION; $GNSLRPNT EMBODIES THIS FACT AS WE BAND TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME WE CELEBRATE THE FALL OF THE GENSLERPENT!